Anonymous Asked:
have you ever had an orgasm? if so, what was it like?
Full disclosure time, kids…
Yes I have. However, there are different levels of an orgasm, depending on who you ask, and where they are at their sexual peak. I’m no expert so that was probably just hogwash I just wrote, but I can only base this on my experience and from what I know generally. I’ll try not to make this too TMI and long-winded.
Nowadays I fly solo, being a single woman, but I think the best orgasm comes from when someone else who knows what the hell they’re doing, or at least takes instructions well.
So.. the feeling is like… a tidal wave, during a storm, I guess. If you can imagine a shoreline, with the tide ebbing and flowing, right? That’s the beginning when everything is smooth sailing, and calm and feeling good. There’s a rhythm involved somehow, and your body sort of goes with it, you have to let it, in order to feel it right, which is tricky sometimes because we tend to let our minds wander when we’re relaxed. So it’s a matter of letting your body go, but keeping your mind focused, Down There.
So anyway, there’s a storm coming and the waves are getting stronger, and stronger, as the wind pushes against the water, or in this case your pelvic area (trying to keep it classy, people). There’s a build up and while the tide is rising your entire body is sort of humming, and your heart is racing. If your hips start moving of its own accord, then you’re probably close.
Then the pangs of pleasure start hitting at the center Down There, and when it’s pressed, hard, and at the right moment (takes practice), then it’s like your whole being is throbbing and you make ridiculous sounds and faces, all involuntary. If you can control your voice, face and body then it is NOT an orgasm, or at least the kind that makes your toes curl.
And then afterwards you feel extremely light and giddy, as if you just took some kind of drug (I’m assuming, ahem). There will be jolts of pleasure still hitting randomly as you come down, jerking you around, as you’ll be very sensitive.
Basically, if you feel like a wet noodle, dipped in a rainbow, and can hear unicorns singing, then you, my friend, have just had an orgasm.